Rice in Jacksonville, FL

stupid wheels, too big for the car

This is a common Rice Boy motif. My favorite explanations (that I've heard) are: "The car handles better" and "I have better traction."

tint darker than the car

Not much to say about this, it just really looks stupid. Rice Boys like to tint their windows as darkly as possible so that no one can see them. I'd be embarassed to drive that thing, too.

PIAA fog lights

(hard to see in this picture, but they're there). This is another common Rice Boy trend. Actually, most of them don't use PIAAs, because they can't afford them, so they buy the Wal-Mart substitute. Pathetic. My favorite explanation for this one, other than "it makes the car look better" (which is obviously not true), is "It helps me see better at night." The problems with this explanation are :(A) usually the fog lights are yellow or blue, and I don't see how that helps (blue is the least visible color of the spectrum, morons), and (B) the fog lights are never aimed correctly on these P.O.S. cars.

NEUSPEED stickers

This is actually pronounced "NO-SPEED". If this particular Rice Boy actually installed any NEUSPEED product (what, springs?) I'd be surprised. Not impressed, just surprised. The big bright yellow sticker is simply in bad taste.

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